WBBM 780 - Lindenhurst Police Search For Satellite Dish Thieves: "LINDENHURST--Police are searching for those responsible for stealing satellite dishes from a number of homes earlier this month.
Between the evening of June 4 and the morning of June 5, the Lindenhurst police department received several reports of stolen satellite dishes on Jasmine Circle in the Country Place North subdivision.
The satellite dishes are from a variety of satellite companies such as Dish Network and Direct TV.
Police are also investigating numerous other satellite dish thefts that occurred in two separate Lindenhurst subdivisions in 2007."
When they catch these guys the judge should make them watch daytime television for 200 hours straight.